HUMPTY DUMPTY
WAS PUSHED! |
WILL WORK FOR
GAS |
I'M NOT LOST
JUST HAVING A SENIOR MOMENT |
STAY BACK
I CHEATED AT THE DMV |
GIRLS RULE
BOYS DROOL |
I HAVE A BLACK BELT
IN SHOPPING |
SILLY BOYS
TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS |
BEING A PRINCESS
IS HARD WORK! |
YIELD
TO THE PRINCESS |
MEN ARE ANIMALS
BUT THEY MAKE FUN PETS |
THE CLOSER YOU GET
THE SLOWER I DRIVE |
BAD COP...
NO DONUT... |
REAL WOMEN DON'T HAVE
HOT FLASHES... JUST POWER SURGES |
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
YOU MIGHT SPILL YOUR BEER |
BLONDES TEASE
BRUNETTES PLEASE |
RECOVERING
SHOPPER |
TO KNOW ME
IS TO LOVE ME |
I SCRAPBOOK
THEREFORE I AM |
DON'T FOLLOW ME
I'M LOST |
I'M BLONDE
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? |
LIFE'S A PARTY
MEET THE HOSTESS / HOST |
I CAN RESIST ANYTHING
EXCEPT TEMPTATION |
I MAY BE SLOW
BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU |
I'M NOT CRAZY
JUST SINGING |
SO MANY BOYS
SO FEW MEN |
I BREAK FOR
NO APPARENT REASON |
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HE'S MY HUSBAND |
LATE FOR WORK
OUT OF MY WAY |
WILL WORK
FOR GAS |
IF YOU SEE MY PARENTS
I WAS AT THE LIBRARY |
HE BOUGHT IT
I GOT IT |
HONK IF YOU'RE CUTE
BARK IF YOU'RE UGLY |
ALL I WANT
IS EVERYTHING |
0 TO 60
IN 20 MINUTES FLAT |
WELCOME TO OHIO
NOW GO HOME |
DON'T LAUGH
IT'S PAID FOR |
GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
AND NOBODY GETS HURT! |
MILLIONAIRE
IN TRAINING |
I'M SO GOOD
WHY TRY HARDER |
GOT AN "E" TICKET?
HOP IN! |
KEEP SMILING
IT'S MAKES PEOPLE WONDER |
DESPERATELY SEEKING
SUSHI |
GIVE ME AMBIGUITY
OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE |
GRADUATE OF
NEW YORK DRIVING SCHOOL |
LEAD, FOLLOW, OR
GET OUT OF THE WAY |
EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME
COMING THROUGH |
I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE
PRETTY GOOD TRADE, HUH? |
STAY BACK
I CHEATED AT THE DMV |
I'M NOT SPOILED
JUST WELL TAKEN CARE OF |
HEY GIRLS
HE'S ALREADY TAKEN |
I OWE, I OWE
IT'S OFF TO WORK I GO |
FASTER THAN A
SPEEDING TICKET |
I'M NOT DRIVING FAST
I'M FLYING LOW |
LIFE'S TOO SHORT
TO SMOKE CHEAP CIGARS |
LIFE'S SHORT
OPERA'S LONG |
IF THE SHOE FITS
BUY IT |
WHY JOIN THEM
IT'S MORE FUN TO BEAT THEM |
PLEASE OFFICER
PUT IT ON MY TAB |
BIGAMY - TOO MANY WIVES
MONOGAMY - SAME THING |
I'M NOT A BRAT
I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT |
I THINK
THEREFORE I'M CONFUSED |
STARLIGHT, STARBRIGHT
WHERE THE HELL IS MR. RIGHT? |
ALWAYS LATE
BUT WORTH THE WAIT |
YOU SHOULD SEE ME
WITH MY TOP OFF |
YOU SHOULD SEE ME
WITH MY TOP OFF |
HIRE A TEENAGER
WHILE THEY STILL KNOW EVERYTHING |
THIS CAR BRAKES FOR
GARAGE SALES |
LOYALTY IS DIFFICULT TO EXPRESS
TRY BARKING |
I BRAKE FOR COPS
80 TO 55 IN TWO SECONDS |
COVER ME
I'M CHANGING LANES |
IF THE SHOE FITS
I OWN IT |
HONK IF YOU LIKE
PEACE AND QUIET |
THIS IS NOT A CAR
IT'S A SHOPPING CART! |
FBI
FULL BLOODED ITALIAN |
I'M NOT TAILGAITING
I'M DRAFTING |
RETIREMENT SUCKS
BUT IT BEATS WORKING |
SAW IT, WANTED IT,
THREW A FIT, GOT IT! |
PAYMENT $400, INS. $300,
LOOKING GOOD IN THIS CAR - PRICELESS |
GET OUTTA MY WAY
HEADED FOR A LATTE STAND |
I'M NOT LOST
I'M ESCAPING |
WANTED: BIN LADEN...
REWARD: JUSTICE |
ALL MY HORSES
ARE UNDER ONE HOOD |
GIRLS JUST WANNA
HAVE FUNDS! |
I'M NOT AS THINK
AS YOU DRUNK I AM |
MOOOOOOOVE
OUT OF MY WAY |
PRINCE CHARMING
WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU? |
WEATHER IS HERE
WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL |
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